Contest #61: Plumber's Butt

Maggie Grace vs. Jordana Brewster vs. Cameron Diaz



Comments:
Cameron Diaz has sexy back dimples but unfortunately she is not showing enough crack to seriously contend for the win here. Nice view down Jordana Brewster's back side but the bloody arm is distracting. Maggie Grace wins it for the incredible valley between her cheeks... why she was killed off on 'Lost' I'll never understand.

Winner:
Maggie Grace

Contest #60: Spaghetti Strap Dress

Brittany Murphy vs. Diane Lane vs. Rosie Perez

Comments:
Diane Lane actually looks better now than she did in this picture from a few years ago (it's amazing what money can do). Rosie Perez's dress looks like it's painted on but the hair is a little uninspired. While Brittany Murphy breaks the #1 posing rule by having her shoulders square to the camera, her sexy cleavage and bright smile give her the win here.

Winner:
Brittany Murphy

Contest #59: Do You Feel Lucky, Punk?

Jennifer Love Hewitt vs. Evangeline Lilly vs. Shannon Elizabeth



Comments:
Shannon Elizabeth isn't going to win any contests here in that baggy jacket. Evangeline Lilly can hold me up anytime she wants. Jennifer Love Hewitt isn't exactly believable with that gun but her other pair of guns on display are more than enough to win this contest.

Winner:
Jennifer Love Hewitt

Contest #58: Ceremonial First Pitch

Natalie Coughlin vs. Julia Stiles vs. Eva Longoria

Comments:
Great thousand watt smile from Natalie Coughlin but what's with not wearing a ball cap? Eva Longoria is either flashing the peace sign or calling for a curve ball. In the end, Julia Stiles wins it by having the cool sexy sporty girl look down just right with the cap, t-shirt, and jeans (going braless didn't hurt either).

Winner:
Julia Stiles

Contest #57: Hands Against The Wall

Shania Twain vs. Naomi Watts vs. Sarah Michelle Gellar

Comments:
Naomi Watt's gorgeous blue eyes are one of her best features IMHO and it's a shame that one of them is covered up by her hair here. Shania Twain's toned back is not something we see everyday but it's tough to beat the sexiness of Sarah Michelle Gellar's strap falling off the shoulder look.

Winner:
Sarah Michelle Gellar

Contest #56: White Tank Top Pokies

Kristen Johnston vs. Elisha Cuthbert vs. Vanessa Marcil

Comments:
Kristen Johnston's huge nostrils actually caught my attention first in her pic. Vanessa Marcil's amazing pokies look incredible on her small frame. In the end, the combination of a tight fitted tank top and a chilly Elisha Cuthbert wins this contest.

Winner:
Elisha Cuthbert

Contest #55: Grabbing The Ankle

Christina Aguilera vs. Lucy Lawless vs. Tiffani Thiessen

Comments:
I had no idea that Lucy Lawless had such nice stems! Christina Aguilera certainly seems to know this position well.... bonus points for going topless. However, Tiffani Thiessen's choice of stripper boots wins this contest for her.

Winner:
Tiffani Thiessen

Contest #54: Topless View From The Back

Charlize Theron vs. Michelle Ryan vs. Lara Flynn Boyle

Comments:
Michelle Ryan has a well toned back but she isn't showing much else here. A nice touch by Lara Flynn Boyle to give us a peek at her butt but her skinny frame makes her look a bit like a bobble-head doll. Gold pants on most people would look pretty ridiculous but on Charlize Theron, they just compliment her gorgeous blonde hair and tanned body.

Winner:
Charlize Theron

Contest #53: Lean Over Downblouse

Elisha Cuthbert vs. Rachel Bilson vs. Denise Richards

Comments:
Using a shovel is not usually sexy work but I can watch Elisha Cuthbert do it all day. Nice and low lean over by Denise Richards here to give us a great downblouse but Rachel Bilson wins it for the amazing amount of skin shown in her incredibly low-cut dress.

Winner:
Rachel Bilson

Contest #52: The Lesbian Kiss

Olivia Wilde & Mischa Barton vs. Winona Ryder & Jennifer Aniston vs. Jordana Brewster & Sara Foster



Comments:
First off, I think there are no losers here... especially for us if you know what I mean. However, a winner must be chosen. Mischa Barton's character's lesbian storyline on the O.C. is a bit too much of a ratings grab. Jordana Brewster & Sara Foster are both hotties but B-list hotties. Jennifer Aniston & Winona Ryder on the other hand, win it with some star powered lip locking action.

Winner:
Jennifer Aniston & Winona Ryder

Contest #51: Caught Topless

Marla Sokoloff vs. Amanda Detmer vs. Lea Thompson



Comments:
Great to see Lea Thompson topless but she is over selling the 'surprise' factor here. Meanwhile, I think more girls should follow Marla Sokoloff's and Amanda Detmer's examples here and do their laundry topless. Marla Sokoloff caught topless was probably the best scene in Desperate Housewives this season but Amanda Detmer wins it with her massive breasts that can barely be contained with one arm.

Winner:
Amanda Detmer

Contest #50: The Yellow Bikini

Ashanti vs. Jessica Alba vs. Anna Kournikova

Comments:
Something about Ashanti carrying a digital camera so close to water bothers me in this picture. Nice to see that Anna Kournikova is still keeping in shape even though she is no longer playing professional tennis. While Jessica Alba is looking a little over-baked in this pic, her rock solid body gives her her second contest victory.

Winner:
Jessica Alba

Contest #49: Strapless Dress Nipple Slip

Gillian Anderson vs. Jessica Simpson vs. Jenna Jameson

Comments:
Is there something about the right nipple that just wants to pop out? Since Jenna Jameson is a porn star, seeing her nipple slip isn't as exciting as the others. Good amount of nipple showing by Gillian Anderson but she just can't compare with Jessica Simpson's magnificent boobs that come along with her display of a nipple.

Comments:
Jessica Simpson

Contest #48: Taking Your Top Off

Katherine Heigl vs. Rachel Bilson vs. Jennifer Love Hewitt

Comments:
Nice arch of the back by Jennifer Love Hewitt to give us a look at the goods but the hair bangs have to go! Katherine Heigl's melons give JLH's pair a run for their money but she is looking heavy here compared to her current Grey's Anatomy shape. Rachel Bilson wins it with her sexy baby blue lace bra and of course, what's in it.

Winner:
Rachel Bilson

Contest #47: Coming Out of the Pool

Leighton Meester vs. Holly Valance vs. Melissa Joan Hart

Comments:
The belly ring on Melissa Joan Hart is unexpected but sexy with that bikini. Great rack on Holly Valance but the tiger stripe bikini is a little too 80's if you ask me. In the end, Leighton Meester's tight dripping wet body wins this contest.

Winner:
Leighton Meester

Contest #46: Pet Charity Downblouse

Katherine Heigl vs. Kaley Cuoco vs. Charlize Theron

Comments:
Where are all these pet charities and how do I get an invite? Nice cleavage and almost an upskirt of Kaley Cuoco but what is with her facial expression? I mean, even the dog looks like it doesn't want to be there. Nice relatively rare downblouse of a sexy braless Charlize Theron. However, the fact that Katherine Heigl (one of the top racks in Hollywood today IMHO) hasn't done nudity yet makes this downblouse sneak peek at her puppies that much better!

Winner:
Katherine Heigl

Contest #45: Mini Jean Skirt

Stacy Keibler vs. Lindsay Lohan vs. Maria Menounos

Comments:
Maria Menounos has nice toned legs but that is one fugly hand bag. Lindsay Lohan's transparent top goes well with the jean skirt but is that a pirate belt buckle? WTF? Meanwhile, Stacy Keibler, even with the sexy high boots, shows off plenty of leg thanks to her incredible belt-size micro mini skirt.

Comments:
Stacy Keibler

Contest #44: Hair Covering Breasts

Patricia Arquette vs. Kristanna Loken vs. Catherine Zeta Jones

Comments:
Ah yes, the classic PG-13 movie nudity tease. Patricia Arquette is a little too 'au natural' in her pic. Kristanna Loken is a hottie but since she is playing a homicidal cyborg from the future, I'm going to have to deduct a few points. Catherine Zeta Jones is showing very little skin but she wins it for the great 'caught topless' expression on her face.

Winner:
Catherine Zeta Jones

Contest #43: On All Fours in a Bikini

Evangeline Lilly vs. Jessica Alba vs. Eva Longoria

Comments:
What's better than seeing Evangeline Lilly, Jessica Alba, and Eva Longoria on all fours? Seeing them on all fours in a bikini! However, Evangeline Lilly should probably cut back on the push-ups with those arms. Good arching of the back by Eva Longoria but this pose-off goes to Jessica Alba for getting all the way down onto her elbows in her version of the doggie style.

Winner:
Jessica Alba

Contest #42: Chair Spread Eagle

Charlotte Ross vs. Jennifer Ellison vs. Shania Twain

Comments:
Nice smile, good spread from Charlotte Ross but I think we expect our celebrities' bodies to be a bit tighter On the opposite end is Jennifer Ellison's rock hard everything and gigantic fake boobs. Shania Twain's body is a nice middle ground and doing the spread eagle in a dress is actually very sexy in that less is more kind of way.

Winner:
Shania Twain

Contest #41: Naked in a Tub

Rose McGowan vs. Diane Lane vs. Ione Skye

Comments:
Nice to 'see' that Ione Skye is still working since her big break in the 80's. Good topless view of Rose McGowan but her rock hard nipples that made her famous in 'Scream' is nowhere to be found here. Diane Lane wins it for her showing her rack that has aged well like a fine wine.

Winner:
Diane Lane

Contest #40: Riding the Mechanical Bull

Eliza Dushku vs. Cameron Diaz vs. Teri Hatcher



Comments:
Teri Hatcher gets points for enthusiasm but her too tight jeans are giving her stomach that unattractive 'muffin top' look. That bull might need a shot of penicillin when Cameron Diaz is done straddling it (she could have also showed more skin). As for Eliza Dushku, I would like to think that her tiny handkerchief top would not have stayed on for long in an actual ride.

Winner:
Eliza Dushku

Contest #39: Side Downblouse

Mandy Moore vs. Maria Menounos vs. Anne Hathaway

Comments:
Mandy Moore, more specifically her melons, has come a long way since album debut in 2000! Maria Menounos may not be a household name yet but if she keeps showing off her perky breasts like this, that will change quickly. This is a tough call but Anne Hathaway wins this downblouse contest for the incredible separation between her top and rack.

Winner:
Anne Hathaway

Contest #38: Pocket Rockets

Kelly Hu vs. Carmen Electra vs. Nicky Hilton

Comments:
Chicks that play poker in general are very sexy but Nicky Hilton's fake tan makes her look like a department store mannequin. Great 1000-watt smile from Kelly Hu but Carmen Electra knows what scores big points here..... cleavage!

Winner:
Carmen Electra

Contest #37: Peace

Alyssa Milano vs. Jessica Alba vs. Lindsay Lohan

Comments:
Jessica Alba is looking cute as eve... even if the peace/victory sign is a little silly. On the other hand, Lindsay Lohan's formal dress doesn't go too well with the gesture. The downblouse view of Alyssa Milano's sexy red bra, although somewhat intentional, win it for her in this contest.

Winner:
Alyssa Milano

Contest #36: Off the Couch Upskirt

Jennifer Aniston vs. Calista Flockhart vs. Nikki Cox



Comments:
The lighting could be better in Calista Flockhart's picture. You get a nice peek at Nikki Cox's panties but it's easy to almost miss it because her giant pair of globes are just too distracting. Jennifer Aniston wins it for giving us a rare upskirt on a show that, unlike Ally McBeal and Unhappily Ever After, was not known for short skirts.

Comments:
Jennifer Aniston

Contest #35: White Tank Top

Christina Ricci vs. Eliza Dushku vs. Jennifer Love Hewitt

Comments:
The ultimate anti-fashion-fashion statement. Jennifer Love Hewitt's rack is impressive as usual but the blonde look doesn't work for her. Eliza Dushku's top has the most feminine cut but somehow she looks the least feminine of the three. Christina Ricci wins it for wearing this top on a cold day.

Comments:
Christina Ricci

Contest #34: Coffee Break

Jessica Alba vs. Thandie Newton vs. Lindsay Lohan

Comments:
That venti iced-tea is probably Lindsay Lohan's breakfast, lunch, and dinner. The is a really fugly hat that Jessica Alba has on. However, she gets points for being the one with the tastiest drink. Either the barista didn't recognize Thandie Newton or maybe she stole Tandy's drink. Eitherway, Thandie looks pretty good for having no make-up on.

Winner:
Thandie Newton

Contest #33: The Next Morning Look

Jennifer Love Hewitt vs. Teri Hatcher vs. Estella Warren

Comments:
Teri Hatcher is a pretty hot MILF but being a MILF also means that she should lose the belly ring... Hey Teri, having one doesn't make you look 16. Normally, the thought of Jennifer Love Hewitt having nothing to wear in the morning but your shirt is enough to win it but she isn't showing much skin at all in this pic. Estella Warren wins it for the nice cleavage and giving us a good peek at her panties.

Comments:
Estella Warren

Contest #32: Talk Show Downblouse

Natalie Portman vs. Cameron Diaz vs. Thandie Newton

Comments:
You get practically a full view of Cameron Diaz's left boob but to be honest, when I first saw this pic, all I noticed was the ugly cafeteria lady hair-net that she has on. A good downblouse of Natalie Portman but the 'in motion' shot made it a bit blurry. Thandie Newton's pic only gives us a peek of lower cleavage but I think this is a case of 'less is more.'

Winner:
Thandie Newton

Contest #31: Covering Breasts with Arms

Daisy Fuentes vs. Tiffani Thiessen vs. Laetitia Casta

Comments:
Love the tiny panties on Daisy Fuentes but the stupid hat has to go. Boy shorts are sexy but the actual men's underwear that Laetitia Casta has on is just wrong. Tiffani Thiessen's jugs are a handful and she shows it nicely in her pic.

Winner:
Tiffani Thiessen

Contest #30: On-Stage Upskirt

Jessica Simpson vs. Cheryl Tweedy vs. Jenny Frost

Comments:
Good thing this isn't a singing contest because I think there are no winners here. Nice amount of panties shown by Jessica Simpson but since her recent transition into a dirty attention whore, we can see more of her by watching MTV. Jenny Frost gives us an eye full but Cheryl Tweedy edges her out for wearing panties so small that we see her butt cheeks from the front!

Winner:
Cheryl Tweedy